Comments. In Moderation

My spacetime has been pretty dense of late. I think one of the axes has shrunk, leaving me with lest space to get things done and not enough time to fit stuff in. I'm sure you've heard this before, possibly coming out of the mouth of some awesome physics dude, but I believe that time and matter are interchangeable in much the same way as matter and energy. This can been seen when your house has burnt down so you get an extra week to finish university assignments or when you drink too much matter and end up passing out and removing a section of time completely. So lets say that I've expanded in 3 dimensions, leaving me shortened on the 4th. I'm HUGE at the moment, but you only get to see me for short amounts of time. Size wise, I'm like the bosses in Shadow of Colossus but I still fit in rooms due to perspective. I think the Heisenberg uncertainty effect comes into play here, but I'm not sure how, which is proof.
Where was I?
See? Exactly.
When I spent some of my mana points to access the net this evening, I decided to see if any of you had left a comment, I found that someone or some group had left something in the comment tray. Something steaming. Something unclickable at work. It was SPAM. I'd publish it but to link to porn-spam in my country means certain loss of life. They'll take it and hide it somewhere you won't think to look. Somewhere like the section of wall in our house that for some reason hasn't got any insulation in it.
Just a life.
I've got one all planned too. I'm not giving it to anyone. Or anymany (or even anyfew, but that's pushing it too far) Here's a picture.

Universe Shitty

I've started university again this year. Personal projects can go sit in the corner and build sand castles with their teddy bears. I've got mammoth assignments, all prose, all researched and stuff. Hugh, you should be proud. They're gonna make me learn to argue! History! I've got to argue cognitive science history and its development with a bunch of philosophers!
Actually it's looking to be pretty cool. It's challenging, it sounds really smart and it's good to be back at uni. Another good point is the fact that the lectures are only on one day, so my weekly schedule doesn't look like mouldy Swiss cheese.

Also, zombies.
"The creature shambled and lurched down the corridor toward him. It moved in a way it shouldn't. The limbs reached forward under the volition of a new growth within. Tendons sprouted from the base of the neck and then burrowed through the original muscle and attached to parts of the limbs not intended to withstand the forces needed to support and drive the animal forward. The new muscles of this foreign tissue pulled these tendons with prodigious strength and the original form of the animal became horribly twisted and entangled. Flesh bulged and tore with each step. A shin bones cracked and shattered under the impulse. New limbs formed from the mass and the destroyed ends of the original acted as feet. With another step it split its abdomen internal organs fell to the ground. A tendon pulled its shattered upper jaw around so that it faced me. The eyes swivelled to find it's victim but as I looked into the window of the soul I could see it.
The dog was still alive. Seeking nothing but an end to its unspeakable agony.
I gave it."