Pre-Emptive Strike!

Thanks to the power of my cunning mind I have managed to secure the first-post position between Felicity's and my sites! Also, Felicity asked me to post to hers while she did the dishes. Cunning!
Here, below, you can see that they have built the rib-cage of the house. Soon the rest of the spine will be constructed and then we can attach the brain.
For those in the know, I've built the brain out of discarded longjohns I collected from my year ten ski trip. It takes a long time for it to ferment and get the cerebral folding look going.
This all is heading toward our special form of home automation - the zombie frankenhouse. (I've decided not to put a twelve year old boy in a tube and get him to pilot it. I just don't have cool enough glasses for that.)
I mentioned to Steve today that News Weathercasters must be really getting off on all the superlatives they've been getting to use on TV recently. 'Biggest Hurricane Season since Records Began', 'Hottest Year since Records Began', 'Wettest Spring since Records Began'. It must have been an awesome year when they started keeping records. Maybe that's it. Maybe this one year was just SO awesome that all these guys went 'Right, that's it. I'm keeping records of temperature, rainfall and, like, everything from now on so I have some goddamn evidence when I'm a shriveled up old codger claiming that not only was it hotter back when I was a boy, the wind was ten times stronger than what we call hurricanes and the air was so humid we had to use our gills. Some didn't have gills so we had to cut our own. With our own teeth.'