Eyes Write

I seem to have a thing for quick posts.
Here's another.
Look to the side. There is a sidebar. It has new blue.
I will now go solve the frame problem. Aren't I just the sweetest thing?
I'm sweeter then the earth (when I took a bit out of it, it tasted like dirt which is the universal definition of a taste that is not sweet) thus, I am sweeter then anything made from it. Because everything on the earth is all made up of the particles that formed the planet, then they are part of the planet. As I have shown already that I am sweeter than the earth, I am, obviously, also sweeter then anything made from the earth.

Damn. That wasn't quick.

Horses For Corsairs

I had a dream. Not in a 'I have a dream!' sense, but in the 'and then I realised I was naked' sense. I had a dream that I went to Mt Beauty to ski, ran into an old work colleague and went shopping. Pretty Weird hey? BAM! That's to the type of strange-arsed kryptonite you expect hanging around me! Not even in a dream state - for real! Tomorrow!
So we went shopping and then there was this emergency - I had to go to the big Dark Crystal tower type thing in a hurry. Unfortunately that was in another country. So I needed to swim. Luckily swimming in dreams is usually pretty quick and not at all cold or wet. So I was there. I started riding to the tower (now looking more like Howl's Castle) and was hiking it along these dirt roads at around 100kmph. (I say about, but really I mean exactly. In dreams you just know) Did I mention I was riding a horse? There were plenty of horses around, of course, but none of them had riders and none of them had me. (Not that this horse had me, it wasn't like that) So I'm racing along a winding dirt road, (great handling, horses) trying to avoid the herds of horses floating across my path and I see this fence up ahead. Ahah! I think (again, not really. This was another of those I knew moments) that's Customs! I wonder if they have Calpis? I wonder if they know where Felicity is? I pull up and this guy just stares at me in an 'oh my gawd I can see his sack' type of expression which stops me from powering into my questions regarding Calpis and Felicity. He says 'You're riding a horse?' I hop down and shrug 'so?' back at him. He asks me if I've paid the horse. I shrug 'uhhIdunnohuh?' back. (That's a difficult shrug. Thankfully, my dream-self has flexible shoulders. Thankfully, my real self doesn't or these boulders, trucks and cushions wouldn't get anywhere) He explains. To ride a horse, one must make a business arrangement and pay the standard rate. I ask what the standard rate is. He says '840 durran.' I pull out the $4.65 I have in change in my pocket (That's a made up amount based on how much I remember it weighing in my hand) To this he harumphs and says 'Ahhhh, Australian money' I ask what the current exchange rate is. He says 'one durran is ten thousand Australian dollars'
Shit. How can I pay that. I think. (You know, if you read that line just like it is written, it makes no sense. Very Zen. Ah!!! I have a Zen story I made up on Wednesday! Now what was it...)
So he arrests me and I get Calpis and meet up with Felicity and go Snowboarding while Felicity does cloud shopping. Very cool.
No let's see, I remember the thinking of a Zen story part, but from there it is cold. I can't remember where I was. Maybe if I return I will get it all back.
Maybe this is just a sign I should sleep now.

Also, Andrew drew a Sumosaurus. Go have a look below. If anyone else wants to post one, go for it. Anyone that actually reads this that is.

Sumo

Today I was listening to Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex Original Soundtrack track two and I was reminded of it's awesomeness. It has an intro bit, then an a main bit, then another intro, then another intro, then some more main bits then some end bits that turn out to be intros and intros that stop halfway making you realise that they were, in fact, end bits. It was truly awesome. It still is truly awesome. Just like when Felicity went to get money out after talking to Andrew on the phone and she didn't lock the keypad and it called Andrew back while I was singing along to the music. Damn that rocked! I chewed my foot off! Not then, now! I'm going to cook it up for lunch. If it tastes good, I'll post the recipe!
So back to the music. This music was the essence of SUMO! Start-No! Wait! Now I'm starting..Nu-huh! Gotcha! Okay, okay here we go..I'm going to throw some rice, then smack my butt. Now I'm starting! -to stamp my feet! Haha! How do you like them fat arsed apples? Stamping, touching knuckles to the floor... Throw some rice! Walk around a bit... hunker down, getting ready to start... smackin ma butt. Rolling neck. Ready? I don't think so boyo! Now!
BAM!
The music is so Sumo it's Sumo-Rock! Yoko Kanno therefore is a Sumo Rock Goddess! She's the Kim Stanley Robinson Pinup chick with Music as her science! She's a Sumo Rock Goddess Music Scientist Amazonian Hard-Arsed Take No Flack Smart Woman Of the Modern Age! Yeah! And She eats coconuts by headbutting kangaroos!
I'd like to talk about something serious now. I'd like to talk about dinosaurs. You see, when they say dinosaurs ruled the earth, and by 'them' I mean the mind control pimps that control the internet - Google, they leave out the fact that only one dinosaur ruled the earth. His name was Kimba (they named the lion after him) And he was a SUMOSAURUS. You think T-Rex was tough? Sumosaurus would boil ten of them up in a super fattening broth and snort it mixed with lava. You think the Brontosaurus was big? Sumosaurus used to skin them to wipe his arse. You know when I said Sumosaurus ruled over the WHOLE WORLD? Well, that's because he was big enough to see from anywhere! He invented Hip-Hop and stopped the moon spinning. When he died, his blood made the oceans and his scrotum made Japan. The rest of his manhood made me, and raised me all by itself. And you thought Norse mythology was messed up.
If Someone sends me a picture of Sumosaurus, I'll put right here.

See?
ANDREW IS TEH KEWL.