Sumo

Today I was listening to Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex Original Soundtrack track two and I was reminded of it's awesomeness. It has an intro bit, then an a main bit, then another intro, then another intro, then some more main bits then some end bits that turn out to be intros and intros that stop halfway making you realise that they were, in fact, end bits. It was truly awesome. It still is truly awesome. Just like when Felicity went to get money out after talking to Andrew on the phone and she didn't lock the keypad and it called Andrew back while I was singing along to the music. Damn that rocked! I chewed my foot off! Not then, now! I'm going to cook it up for lunch. If it tastes good, I'll post the recipe!
So back to the music. This music was the essence of SUMO! Start-No! Wait! Now I'm starting..Nu-huh! Gotcha! Okay, okay here we go..I'm going to throw some rice, then smack my butt. Now I'm starting! -to stamp my feet! Haha! How do you like them fat arsed apples? Stamping, touching knuckles to the floor... Throw some rice! Walk around a bit... hunker down, getting ready to start... smackin ma butt. Rolling neck. Ready? I don't think so boyo! Now!
BAM!
The music is so Sumo it's Sumo-Rock! Yoko Kanno therefore is a Sumo Rock Goddess! She's the Kim Stanley Robinson Pinup chick with Music as her science! She's a Sumo Rock Goddess Music Scientist Amazonian Hard-Arsed Take No Flack Smart Woman Of the Modern Age! Yeah! And She eats coconuts by headbutting kangaroos!
I'd like to talk about something serious now. I'd like to talk about dinosaurs. You see, when they say dinosaurs ruled the earth, and by 'them' I mean the mind control pimps that control the internet - Google, they leave out the fact that only one dinosaur ruled the earth. His name was Kimba (they named the lion after him) And he was a SUMOSAURUS. You think T-Rex was tough? Sumosaurus would boil ten of them up in a super fattening broth and snort it mixed with lava. You think the Brontosaurus was big? Sumosaurus used to skin them to wipe his arse. You know when I said Sumosaurus ruled over the WHOLE WORLD? Well, that's because he was big enough to see from anywhere! He invented Hip-Hop and stopped the moon spinning. When he died, his blood made the oceans and his scrotum made Japan. The rest of his manhood made me, and raised me all by itself. And you thought Norse mythology was messed up.
If Someone sends me a picture of Sumosaurus, I'll put right here.

See?
ANDREW IS TEH KEWL.