Driving Ms. Crazy

It's been done, I know. But here's the theory; First, bureaucracy is the waste product of a organisation. It's something that happens whenever groups of more than 5 get together to do one thing. You see, organisations, particularly large ones, don't tend to move around much physically, so, when they need to go, they need to go nearby. (Damn! That was a lot of commas! No more this post!) When organisations grow without moving around they stagnate. They build up a pile of steaming turd and mold it into chair for management to sit in. If you've worked in management you'll know it's not good to stay in one spot for a long time. This is because the chair will stick and warm up to your body temperature. Then you'll be so comfortable you won't want to move and you'll grow to love your bureaucratic chair. You'll love it and lord it all over the people working there. They're below you. (nearly lost out to the comma's siren song)

So you'll walk around waggling your bureaucracy at your cowworkers and trade beauraucratic tips and drink lattes and bitch about slackers or people wearing t-shirts.

But you'll forget you're carrying around a pile of shit molded to your arse.

The second point was anarchy. As I was avoiding the psychos and card carrying members of the distracted idiot and can't drive society (DICDS - It didn't turn out. Big deal.) on my way home I was thinking. Thinking that the turd carrying handshaking media hugging club get to decide what rules we drive by. (I'd like to drive-by...) Thinking that society's collective faeces gets rolled into balls and hoarded by egomaniacal grin-shake-and-bitch elected members. Then they argue about their balls and try to make sure that everyone sees their balls and in doing so get suck up to people carrying chairs of molded turds on their arses and laws are made.

What if that got blown apart by some amazing experiment? What if an awesome government got into power and decided to give the power back to the people - to share the shit around.

What I'm talking about is road rules. Let's throw them all away and let everyone drive anyway they want. Anarchy. It'll be fun. Just think how many people will catch the train!

Okay. People will die if we do that. We need to people to act responsibly. So we give them the responsibilty. We can't codify common sense and we can't write rules for everyone that take into account all possible contexts. What difference is 15 kmph going to make when driving on the expressway in clear weather? A lot if people are behaving like idiots.

So we take away the rules and give back responsibility. Police will be given powers to revoke licenses. On the spot. People driving dangerously will be criminally charged with endangering lives - subject to the judgment of the traffic police. Extra cops will be deputised and complaints will be followed up as for a criminal investigation. If you agree to take the responsibility to throw around massive amounts child-smashing of momentum you are responsible for all the subsequent flesh-metal violence that can ensue if you don't think it needs to be taken seriously.

It'll work. But everyone in Adelaide will die.

Finally, It's devil's day tomorrow, so I'm wearing black. (Did you pick them?)

Also, I want comments. I put the expanding comments javascript on and it looks silly if they are none. Alsoalso, I want picture inspired by this inspired rant. Nothing rude.
(alsoalso is a new word)