Ego Yuppie Techno Wank

The ultimate in ego yuppie techno wank is:

• Reading your own blog wirelessly on your psp while sipping your latte at the wireless hotspot whilst wearing your $250 sunglasses on top of your head so the polarised lenses don't block out the high-quality TFT screen.

Or is it;

• Posting to your blog doing the same?

PSPs rock. Mine is currently sitting in the cupboard cycling through colours in an attempt to cure the dead pixel it's had since it was found. Wipeout Pure is the embodiment of awesomeness and is exactly the same as the wet dream the creators had when they came up with the concept. The only thing that could be conceivably better would be to have an actual FX300 racing league and for me to be a driver and be a secret agent fighting bad guys in space with light sabers and hot chicks. Sweeet!
It's 2006! Quakes and tribulations arrive! Wasn't there a movie called year of the dog? Well this is it!

Who cares? It's a cool picture!

I've totally forgotten the rant I came up with on the way to the car. Just image that I'm giving that rant and that it totally owns and doesn't even make sense or anything and then about a week later something weird happens and you go wow, that shite was totally right! How did he Know???